Proudest Monkey

$3 Delivery
108 South Main Street
  1. Taco-ish Salad

    1. Option to customize your salad with the options below.
    2. Taco-ish Salad

      $13.14

      Spring greens, ground chicken, mango pico, dirty fried tortilla strips, avocado, cotija cheese, grilled onion, chipotle vinaigrette.

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    3. Sub Chicken

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    4. Sub Steak

      $0.72
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    5. Sub Fish

      $0.36
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    6. Sub Portabella Strips

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    7. Sub Pulled Pork

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    8. Sub Shrimp

      $0.72
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    9. No Cheese

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    10. Sub Blue Cheese

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    11. Extra Cheese

      $0.90
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    12. No Chipotle Vinaigrette

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    13. Add Jalapeno Bacon Ranch

      $0.30
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    14. Add Ranch

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  2. Farmer Market Salad

    1. Option to customize your salad with the options below.
    2. Farmer's Market Salad

      $9.54

      Spring greens, tomato, cucumbers, strawberries, blueberries, croutons, blue cheese, jalapeno bacon ranch.

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    3. Add Chicken

      $4.02
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    4. Add Steak

      $4.74
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    5. Add Fish

      $4.38
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    6. Add Portabella

      $3.54
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    7. Add Ground Chicken

      $4.02
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    8. Add Pulled Pork

      $4.02
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    9. Add Shrimp

      $4.74
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    10. Sub Cotija Cheese

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    11. Sub Cheddar Cheese

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    12. Extra Cheese

      $0.90
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    13. No Cheese

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    14. No Jalapeno Bacon Ranch

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    15. Add Chipotle Vinaigrette

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    16. Add Ranch

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  3. Burgers

    1. Add-ons: extra patty (+$4.20), extra cheese (+$0.90), fried egg (+$1.74), bacon (+$1.86), avocado (+$1.50), jalapenos, grilled onions.
    2. The Basic Burger

      $8.34

      Ground chuck, American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion and mustard.

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    3. El Jefe Burger

      $11.22

      Ground chuck & chorizo, cotija cheese, fried egg, mango pico, cabbage, and jalapeno bacon ranch.

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    4. Willie Norris Burger

      $10.38

      Ground chuck, cheddar cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles and monkey sauce.

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    5. Firehouse Burger

      $10.38

      Ground chuck, pepper jack, bacon, shredded lettuce + pico, jalapenos, serrano BBQ sauce, chipotle mayo.

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    6. Yard Bird Burger

      $10.02

      Ground chicken, Swiss cheese, avocado, spring greens, tomato, pickles, monkey sauce, wheat bun.

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    7. Hatch-22 Burger

      $10.02

      Pulled pork, cabbage slaw, pickles, hatch green chiles, Carolina BBQ sauce.

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    8. Porta Blue Burger

      $9.42

      Portobello mushroom, blue cheese, cabbage slaw, grilled onions, Carolina BBQ sauce, wheat bun. (No meat).

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    9. Guac-A-Doodle-Blue Burger

      $10.74

      Ground chuck, spring greens, grilled onions, guacamole, blue cheese, chipotle mayo.

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    10. Grilled Cheesy Burger

      $7.14

      American, swiss & cheddar cheese, tomato, pickles, jalapenos. (No meat).

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  4. Tacos

    1. Add-ons: jalapeno bacon ranch (+$0.30), avocado (+$1.5), bacon (+$1.86), jalapenos (free).
    2. Pablo Pescado Taco

      $5.22

      Grilled fish, cabbage slaw, pico, cilantro lime mayo on corn.

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    3. Pulled Hammy Taco

      $5.22

      Pulled pork, cabbage slaw, grilled onions, jalapenos, cotija cheese, Carolina BBQ Sauce on flour.

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    4. Ranch Hand Taco

      $5.58

      Flat iron steak, lettuce, pico, salsa, cheddar, grilled onions, monkey sauce on flour.

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    5. The Cuban Taco

      $5.22

      Deli sliced ham, pulled pork, swiss cheese, pickles, mustard on flour.

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    6. Lean Machine Taco

      $4.74

      Chipotle chicken, lettuce, pico, salsa, chipotle mayo on flour.

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    7. License to Krill Taco

      $5.58

      Shrimp, mango pico, cabbage, cotija cheese, jalapeno bacon ranch on corn.

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    8. Mamas Migas Taco

      $5.22

      Eggs, pico, hatch green chiles, jalapenos, avocado, shredded cheddar, fried corn strip on corn.

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    9. Espresso Self Taco

      $5.94

      Flat iron steak, shredded cheddar, spring greens, onion, chipotle mayo, espresso bbq sauce on flour.

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    10. Ciao Bella Taco

      $4.74

      Portabella strips, cabbage slaw, pico, grilled onions, cilantro pesto on corn.

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    11. Always A.M. Taco

      $4.74

      Egg, bacon, potato, pico, sals on flour.

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  5. Extra Sides

    1. Regular Idaho Potato Fries

      $2.94

      Salt only + ketchup.

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    2. Regular Sweet Potato Fries

      $4.74

      Salt only + ketchup.

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    3. Dirty Idaho Potato Fries

      $2.94

      Salt, pepper, sugar, monkey sauce.

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    4. Dirty Sweet Potato Fries

      $4.74
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    5. Yuppy Idaho Potato Fries

      $2.94

      Olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic, parmesan, monkey sauce.

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    6. Yuppy Sweet Potato Fries

      $4.74

      Olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic, parmesan, monkey sauce.

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    7. Fire Idaho Potato Fries

      $2.94

      Buffalo sauce, jalapenos, jalapeno bacon ranch.

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    8. Fire Sweet Potato Fries

      $4.74

      Buffalo sauce, jalapenos, jalapeno bacon ranch.

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    9. Regular Yucca and Plantains

      $6.78

      Salt only + ketchup.

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    10. Dirty Yucca and Plantains

      $6.78

      Salt, pepper, sugar, monkey sauce.

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    11. Yuppie Yucca and Plantains

      $6.78

      Olive oil, salt, pepper, garlic, parmesan, monkey sauce.

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    12. Fire Yucca and Plantains

      $6.78

      Buffalo sauce, jalapenos, jalapeno bacon ranch.

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  6. Desserts

    1. Redneck Shortcake

      $9.54

      Twinkies, strawberries, whipped cream, powdered sugar. Add extra strawberries or blueberries (+$0.60).

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    2. Ice Cream Sandwich Sundae

      $10.38

      Ice cream sandwiches, strawberries, blueberries, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, sprinkles, cherry. Add extra strawberries or blueberries (+$0.60).

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    3. Sorta-Pilla

      $7.74

      Fried flour tortilla strips, cinnamon sugar, honey, powdered sugar.

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  7. Drinks

    1. Cane Cola

      $2.82
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    2. Skinny Cola

      $2.82
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    3. Doctored Up

      $2.82
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    4. Lemon Spritz

      $2.82
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    5. Dewberry Soda

      $2.82
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    6. Ginger Brew

      $2.82
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    7. Lemonade

      $2.82
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    8. Sweet Tea

      $2.82
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    9. Unsweet Tea

      $2.82
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    10. Topo Chico

      $2.82
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    11. Red Bull

      $3.00
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  8. Cocktails

    1. Alcohol purchases must accompany a food purchase and will not be available before noon on Sundays.
    2. Big Dill

      $9.50 • 21+

      Tito's vodka, pickle juice, and pickle slice.

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    3. Bronx

      $9.90 • 21+

      Bombay Sapphire gin, sweet & dry vermouth, orange juice, and orange.

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    4. El Pepino

      $12.90 • 21+

      Hussong's tequila, Grand Marnier, lime juice, egg white, sugar, cucumber, and cilantro.

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    5. House Margarita

      $5.86 • 21+

      Tequila, triple sec, sweet & sour, lime, and orange juice.

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    6. Manhattan

      $9.90 • 21+

      Bulleit rye whiskey, sweet vermouth, angostura bitters, cherry, and orange rind.

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    7. Mexican Martini

      $12.90 • 21+

      Hussong's tequila, Grand Marnier, olive juice, fresh lime juice, splash of orange juice, and olives.

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    8. Mint Julep

      $12.30 • 21+

      Woodford Reserve bourbon, mint, and sugar.

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    9. Mojito

      $9.90 • 21+

      Bacardi Superior rum, sugar, mint, lime, and soda.

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    10. Old Fashioned

      $12.30 • 21+

      Makers Mark bourbon, sugar, lemon, orange, cherry, angostura bitters.

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    11. Pimm's Cup

      $9.90 • 21+

      Pimm's No.1, lemonade, lemon, cucumber, and club soda.

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    12. Skinny Margarita

      $12.90 • 21+

      Hussong's tequila, Grand Marnier, fresh lime juice, splash soda water, agave nectar, and lime.

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    13. Spicy Amanda

      $8.10 • 21+

      Enchanted Rock vodka, triple sec, lemonade, jalapeños, and lemon.

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    14. Whiskey Smash

      $9.90 • 21+

      Rebecca Creek whiskey, mint, sugar, lemon, and ginger beer.

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  9. Ice Cream Martinis

    1. Alcohol purchases must accompany a food purchase and will not be available before noon on Sundays.
    2. Arnold Palmer

      $10.20 • 21+

      Sweet tea vodka, triple sec, fresh lemon juice, lemonade, tea, and lemon sherbert.

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    3. Chocolate Strawberry

      $10.20 • 21+

      Pinnacle whipped vodka, creme de cocoa, half & half, chocolate syrup, and strawberry ice cream.

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    4. Coke Float

      $10.20 • 21+

      Vanilla vodka, butterscotch Schnapps, cold, cherry, and vanilla ice cream.

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    5. Cosmopolitan

      $10.20 • 21+

      Citrus vodka, triple sec, cranberry juice, fresh lime juice, and lime sherbert.

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    6. Dreamsicle

      $10.20 • 21+

      Vanilla vodka, triple sec, orange juice, whipped cream, and vanilla ice cream.

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    7. Mint Chocolate Chip

      $10.20 • 21+

      Pinnacle Whipped vodka, Creme De Menthe, Creme De Cocoa, half & half, chocolate syrup, mint chocolate chip ice cream.

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    8. Salted Caramel

      $10.20 • 21+

      Frangelico, Pinnacle whipped vodka, half & half, caramel syrup, and salted caramel ice cream.

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  10. Beer

    1. Alcohol purchases must accompany a food purchase and will not be available before noon on Sundays.
    2. Blue Moon

      $4.80 • 21+
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    3. Bud Light

      $4.80 • 21+
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    4. Budweiser

      $4.80 • 21+
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    5. Coors Light

      $4.80 • 21+
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    6. Contract Killer Porter

      $8.40 • 21+
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    7. Dos Equis

      $4.80 • 21+
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    8. El Chingon IPA

      $8.40 • 21+
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    9. Guinness

      $8.40 • 21+
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    10. Lonestar

      $4.80 • 21+
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    11. Michelob Ultra

      $4.80 • 21+
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    12. Miller Lite

      $4.80 • 21+
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    13. Mulligan Kolsch

      $8.40 • 21+
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    14. Original Cider

      $4.80 • 21+
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    15. Shiner Bock

      $4.80 • 21+
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    16. Stella Artois

      $8.40 • 21+
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